Saturday, May 5, 2012

Our Lord's Prayer (The Revised Updated Lord Obama Version)

From Pete Wenzel:

Obama who art in Washington (well, at least sometimes; after all, Golf is really important, not to mention vacations), hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your agenda be done, on Earth as it is in addled brain.  Give us this day, our daily bread, food stamps, health care, car deal, mortgage relief, stimulus funding, union job, free cell phones, wi-fi, green energy,  unemployment insurance, "social justice", racial and sexual discord, higher taxes and your Imperial Ambitions, and forgive us our successes and personal responsibility, and condemn those who are responsible and successful.

Lead us not into freedom and solvency, but deliver us from the freedom to dissent and protect ourselves, for only in your sick and corrupt mind is the Empire, the Power and the Glory.  Amen.


  1. hahaha

    Pete Wenzel, your brother?

  2. here's an older one

    Our Oilmen, who art in Washington
    Hallowed be thy Names.
    Thy kingdom come.
    Thy will be done,
    In Iraq as it is in Washington.

    Give us this day our daily gas.
    And forgive us our lying ways,
    As we ignore those who protest against us.
    And lead us not into depletion,
    But deliver us from shortage.
    For ours is the kingdom,
    and the power,
    and the glory,
    for ever and ever.