Thursday, January 9, 2014

BREAKING: Chris Christie Fires Bridget Kelly

Developing...

UPDATE 1

Chris Christie has fired Bridget Anne Kelly, Christie’s deputy chief of staff for legislative and intergovernmental affairs, for lying to him about the Christie traffic jam scandal.


UPDATE 2

Christie has pulled the name of Bill Stepien, his two-time campaign manager, to head the New Jersey Republican Party.

 The membership was scheduled to vote on a new chair on Jan. 15.

UPDATE 3

US Attorney from NJ opens review of traffic jam.

UPDATE 4

Bridget Kelly in happier days, with Christie.



10 comments:

  1. Of course he does! It's always those senior staffers making bad political decisions that get these guys in trouble. Christie himself would have never condoned such a thing if his mind hadn't been on lunch.

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    1. Where was Ron Paul mind's when "Ron Paul, Inc." went out and did their thing? Where was Ron Paul when he endorsed non-libertarian Ken Cuccinelli?

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  2. Yeah right, the lie was "I promise no one will ever find out about this."

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  3. Now that this fascist cartoon no longer has doughnuts to fall back on, he has to cushion his fall with the bodies of those beneath him.

    Now the way is clear for the fundamentalist christian wet dream ticket of Jeb Bush, and Rand Paul. They both show fealty to the Likud Party, would love a privatized TSA, want bibles in more private prisons, know that America must have the "Trans Pacific Partnership" to grow the economy, love our men in uniform, and love the "War on Hard Drugs".

    How about them mega churches, boy howdy.

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  4. These two staffers have no doubt consented to being sacrificed for Christie's presidential ambitions. I wonder how they'll be rewarded.

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    1. No jail time, just the convictions and fines?

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    1. You can say it all you want but Karl Rove, Reince Priebus, Sheldon Adleson, Rupert Murdoch, The Chamber of Commerce, AIPAC, The Wall Street Journal editorial board and the entire establishment of the Repulsivecan Party will make sure it doesn't happen. No way does Rand get that gig unless he morphs into something as repulsive as they are.

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    2. So which weighs more, Krispy Kreme Christie or the figurative bus?

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  6. A couple of people died as a result of this traffic jam. This got me thinking about Christie's earlier explanation, that the lane closure was part of an unannounced "traffic study." This is quite revealing. It shows the mentality of these people, that they view us as rodents in a laboratory, to be inconvenienced and even killed to satisfy their curiosity.

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